Dual....:-)
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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