thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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