Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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