So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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