I want to make a zoo with you.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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