are you still at the devil's house?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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