I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
MIDGETS
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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