So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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