i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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