btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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