you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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