I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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