his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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