who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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