Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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