i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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