are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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