god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
