i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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