I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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