Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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