I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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