Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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