So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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