Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think i have two assholes
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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