They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
