Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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