I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Randomize
