The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
