If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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