I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
