dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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