that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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