U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
