I'm going to jail i love you
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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