think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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