why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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