I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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