...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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