so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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