Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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