i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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