32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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