This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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