Can i not drive my cunt home
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
