Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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