Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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