doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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