He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hell yes lets make some ravioli
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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