I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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