Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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