Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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