Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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