Buhtt sex?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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