i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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