There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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