STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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