what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You're a waste of cheezeits
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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