She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he fucked my hip out of place.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
whose parrot is this?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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