The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I need water and some morals
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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